I didn’t like maps. I liked getting lost in new places. I preferred to think of it as exploration. It’s what people did before Google Maps came along.
Life didn’t have a map and although we often got lost and made a few wrong turns, most of us didn’t turn out too badly.
I’d made a map for my life but realised I didn’t want to follow it anymore.
So I said, “Fuck this!” and lived happily ever after.