I wasn’t sure I actually wanted to try it. It has been a gift; a very expensive gift too, but still, something was holding me back.
I think it may have been the fact that it was marketed as a health product and one that a condescending arsehole had told me I needed to drink.
I couldn’t be sure whether my reluctance to sample it was because I actually didn’t really want it or because of my contrary nature. I suspected it was the latter.
I put the lid back on and pushed it to the back of my cupboard. If I couldn’t see it, it didn’t exist.