The ex-boyfriend formerly known as Felix

Prince did it and god knows P Diddy or whatever he calls himself these days did it. Oh and who could forget J Lo?

They changed their names; reinvented themselves. 

I did the same with my ex and it’s become quite a hot topic of conversation with people I know. 

It all began when my Japanese mum told me that if I mentioned his name again that I had to pay her 1000Β₯. 

Yep. I lost money. I realised that the way I was going meant I would be broke in a very short time. 

Not only did I stop talking about him so much, I began to refer to him as Fuckface, a nickname a fellow gaijin male friend said he deserved. No argument from me. 

Surprisingly, it’s been easy to stop using his real name. Fuckface is much more appropriate. And in just the last few days, I haven’t once mentioned him at all. 

I just hope that if I ever see him again that I don’t accidently call him that. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜œπŸ˜

Then again, I don’t really care! 

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