Damn it man! Was it too much to ask?!
All I wanted was a piece of fruit and I couldn’t find one anywhere. I had a major craving for mango, but at this point I would have taken anything I could get.
My mouth was watering in anticipation but I was starting to think my search was futile.
Maybe the season was wrong? Maybe this whole global warming thing was actually happening?
Whatever it was, I wasn’t happy.
What kind of fruit fly was I if I couldn’t eat fruit?
My life was over.