365 Days Writing Prompt Challenge: Day 155

155. Aromatherapy:

Fucking hippies.

“Try aromatherapy,” one of them said.

“Or chakra cleansing,” another chimed in.

Bullshit, I thought. All of it, bullshit.

Smelling oils weren’t going to fix my problem and neither was any chakra aligning or whatever the hell it was.

I knew what I needed.

I just had to find it.

Well, I guess it’s easy enough to find, but I wanted good quality and that was more difficult.

Yep, I needed to get laid and New Age hippy bullshit was not going to cure that.




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