“Try aromatherapy,” one of them said.
“Or chakra cleansing,” another chimed in.
Bullshit, I thought. All of it, bullshit.
Smelling oils weren’t going to fix my problem and neither was any chakra aligning or whatever the hell it was.
I knew what I needed.
I just had to find it.
Well, I guess it’s easy enough to find, but I wanted good quality and that was more difficult.
Yep, I needed to get laid and New Age hippy bullshit was not going to cure that.