27. Closed Doors:
People often say that we don’t know what goes on behind closed doors. I’m fairly sure my neighbors know EXACTLY what goes on behind mine.
I’m a single, 30-something-year-old female who lives by herself and takes full advantage of that situation. What I mean by this, is that I have no qualms whatsoever bringing men back to my apartment and fucking their brains out. Or, having them do the same to me.
There are so many women out there who are afraid to sleep with whoever they want, whenever they want for fear of being labelled a slut, loose, promiscuous or some other term that is considered less than lady-like. I say, fuck that. Many people (and I’m including both men AND women here) seem to think though that it’s okay for men to do the same because in their case, it’s a conquest. Double standards baby. Fuck that.
So yes, my doors might be closed, but my walls are paper-thin. To my neighbors… I’m sorry.